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GOT COJONES? White/Khaki Unisex T-Shirt B/W Print

GOT COJONES? White/Khaki Unisex T-Shirt B/W Print

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Red Bull merely gives you wings. As Ben Nevis demonstrates, a kilt gives you balls.

People, planet & animal-friendly, this t-shirt is made from 100% organic cotton by sustainability leader Stanley/Stella. Illustration by US artist Jesse Bellavance.

The carbon footprint of this t-shirt is about 1/3 that of the standard t-shirt. For details see Stanley/Stella 2023 Sustainability Report (pp. 30-31). 

Note: This shirt prints in the UK and European Union only. Non-European customers please allow an extra 10-14 days for delivery. We offset our shipping emissions by supporting carbon removal start-ups. More details here.

Made-to-Order: Your t-shirt is printed only after you place your order, which is why it takes us a little longer to deliver the finished product to you. Printing on demand drastically reduces overproduction, fast fashion’s dirty little secret.

Printing: Inks are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based, free of harmful chemicals, and have a high washing colorfast AATCC rating of 4. Inks penetrate into the fabric, so will not peel or crack. Advanced printing technology by Kornit, a Bluesign® System Partner, generates almost zero wastewater. 

Packaging: T-shirts are packed in post-consumer recycled (PCR) mailers made from everyday items, like used plastic bags and bottles. The amount of PCR in the packaging will differ depending on where your order gets printed, but it’s at least 50% for the outside (white or grey) poly mailer bags and at least 30% for the inside (clear) bags used in multi-item shipments.

Care Instructions: Your shirt is not pre-washed and needs to freshen up after its long journey to your doorstep. Before wearing, turn inside-out and (always) wash cold. Hang dry (do not tumble-dry, shirt will shrink). Iron inside-out. 

Size guide: We know sizes vary across brands and styles. Tip: measure a t-shirt that already fits you well and use this as a reference to choose your size using the charts below. Please note that we do not accept returns of made-to-order products ordered in the wrong size, so be sure to measure before ordering. 


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